Tips to avoid a turkey-fryer fire...because here's what that looks like

The turkey-fryer disaster video is a YouTube holiday staple, and it's not surprising. Oil burns really well. Turkeys are big.

The biggest mistake seems to be this: overfilling the pot and plunging a big turkey in while the flame is lit, causing a lot of oil to splash over the sides and, yup, ignite.

Bigtime.

  

And sometimes, this happens on a deck or close to a house.

So if you must fry your turkey, here are some key tips:

• Fry outside, away from the house.
• Do not overfill the pot with oil.
• Properly thaw the turkey.
• Turn off the flame before adding the turkey.
• Use the grappling-hook thing to lower the turkey in carefully (and not splash oil).
• Be careful of oil splattering on your arms. Splashed boiling oil can cause horrible burns.
• And -- if in doubt, review video No. 2 above -- keep a grease-approved fire extinguisher handy.

Bonus round: Actual turkey-fryer-mishap-victim William Shatner reviews these points in his cautionary video "Eat, Fry, Love."